Broke Demotivational Poster
DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !
TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...
I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.
THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris
Oh sure -
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.
THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -
MISSING YOU -
YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.
I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.
DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed
WAITING TO EXHALE -
DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.
poor kanye -
ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -
THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!
LOST LOVE -
THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...
"BROKEN"? TELL THAT TO MY HEART... - Supposedly my heart is broken. However, I'd assume that would mean it would cease to function. Yet, it continues to seek out more suffering...
THINK ABOUT IT ..... - "There are things that you only miss when they are no longer there...." (Leslie Nielsen - The Naked Gun 2 1/2)
JUSTIN BIEBERS FANS - Even the people who pay to see him think curtains are more exciting.
SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!
THIS DOOR IS LOCKED, BROKEN AND DOESN'T TAKE YOU ANY WHERE YOU WANT TO GO - Kinda Like My Social Life
CASH PROBLEMS -
KINDNESS - You start out as the boy but you end up as the tree.
LIFE EXPECTANCY -
BROKEN - Mind's made up; tomorrow's my last day on this Earth. Got no drive, no joy. No future. Ain't even got anyone to say goodbye to. Hell, I may as well be off right now.
PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.
PESSIMISM - I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things The glass is half full, and its cracked, and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth
MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.
MY EX I GAVE HER EVERYTHING SHE WANTED - so she would never know anything else.. guess she wanted my heart broken and I gave her that as well
GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.
OMG! - I broke the internet!
POST HASTE -
OH SURE -
ADMIT IT - Love is magical when mutual, but when it comes to self happiness We are all selfish bastards ready to break a heart if needed
ALL THE MONEY - I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die by 4:00.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -
THAT'S HIPHOP - I don't regret it. I don't regret it.
THE TASTE OF ACHE -
SOME BROKEN HEARTS NEVER MEND -
I got time while she got freedom -
Broken heart -
The foundation -
MEANWHILE AT THE FORUM -
FUTURE RULES -
BROKENHEARTED - I thought we had something special. :(
CLUMSINESS - You wait all year just to get that Dsi only to make it slip off your hands, fall, and break in less than an hour.
CARNAGE - The results of a Hummer H2 trying something more extreme then mall crawling.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. - Have you seen Brokeback Mountain?
NARUTARDED - Just Turned This Guy Down For A First Date
SO - I was talking to my broker the other day
MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS
BLOWN-GLASS ART - Beautiful! Stunning! Susceptible to BBs and eight-year-olds!
DISILLUSION - Sometimes is better to break it up than to try to put together the small pieces of your broken heart.
OUCH - What sound is made when an immovable object collides with an unstoppable force? The sound of the entire bay area screaming out in anguish
BROKEN - WHY DID I BUY THE WII
GLADOS - You broke my heart and killed me
LIKE WINDOWS - broken by design
The harder the heart -
CHRISTMAS DREAMS -
rock together -
Bank tellers -
Lost in Translation -
Heavy burden -